striderbutts more like coppertonestuck
for anon
OH MY GOG. YOUR 1CON. 1T T4ST3S H34V3NLY. L1KE CH3RRY 4ND BLU3 CUR4C4O. 1 C4NNOT STOP L1CK1NG TH4T D3L1C1OUS BOTTOM ON MY SCR33N. OR B3TT3R Y3T COM3 H3R3 SO TH4T 1 C4N L1CK YOURS 4ND S33 1F 1T T4ST3S JUST AS 1NTOX1C4T1NG H3H3H3
AnonymousOh My
Well When You Phrase It In Such A Way How Am I To Decline Your Offer
Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.
ive been sending them to people tonight so ya sure
saw a hilarious anon on thisisthetheday’s blog and now I want to give it a spin, too!
Alan’s coppertone troll request
tagged for butts and nipless bewbs
drawn in starbucks where not two tables from me people are having in depth conversations about the bible
meanwhile desi is drawing prepubescent aliens being harassed by overgrown crustaceans
eep! Sorry to hear about your illness! I hope you're feeling better! [gives you hugs and kawaii yaois]
yes
good
thanks though, idk what happened but i was suddenly struck by yucky stomach stuff. i lost like 5lbs which was weird as hell
NSFW art request - your favorite female troll (or genderswap) in the classic "coppertone" pose. Bonus points if crabdad is the scotty dog, and/or if Eridan is being a creeper in the background.
can i just
kiss your face
because this is the best request ever ok
(also i will draw this when i dont feel like crap and have to go to work in the morning IE probably tomorrow night so LOOK FORWRD TOI T>..)
TMI Tuesday logs with Sahns and Desi
Anime Kanaya Maryam: i wish that michael would maybe possibly cosplay dave with me
Anime Kanaya Maryam: but i know that if he did it would just degrade into very sloppy makeouts and later sex rather than any meaningful cosplaying experience
Anime Kanaya Maryam: |:
sahns203: tima and place for bthing like that
sahns203: time and place
Anime Kanaya Maryam: idk if that would be any kind of incentive for him
Anime Kanaya Maryam: probably not because i have ~*weird fetishes*~ and it would be ~*wierd*~ to cosplay as 13 year old boys even if he were to be rewarded with sex and sloppy makeouts
sahns203: well when you put it that way it just sounds creepy
Anime Kanaya Maryam: well think about it; i cosplay karkat
sahns203: so
Anime Kanaya Maryam: and davekat is my otp
sahns203: i believe everyone wants to have sex in costume at some point
Anime Kanaya Maryam: yes but i'm sure my heterosexual boyfriend doesnt want to have sex while cosplaying two male characters
sahns203: yeah i know that its just your wording
sahns203: and long as you dont whip out a gray strap-on i see that as ok
Anime Kanaya Maryam: well my headcanon is karkat almost always bottoms anyway
sahns203: ...
Anime Kanaya Maryam: I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT MY OTP OK
